22 July 2010 / 1279834980

The Taxi Driver Workout is best paired with a diet of mostly black coffee and a deli sandwich every couple weeks. Time away from the routine should be spent channeling your inner mantra of dissension so you can power through the exercises using a relationship gone bad, dissatisfaction with the way your life has transpired, or dissolution with the Government to fuel your way to a TOTALLY RIPPED BODY and a desire for success that will destroy anything in its path.

THE TAXI DRIVER WORKOUT (Perform at home, shirtless, at least 4 days a week)

35 Push ups (x3)

50 Sit ups (x3)

Skipping rope (3 minute sets x 3)